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Try asking any big and lean guy the following:
You'll mostly hear crickets.
Reading endless pages of forums for hours.
One person says this, one person says that.
And round and round it goes until your head is spinning...
What cycle should I run? How much high-intensity training should I do? Why am I dieting so hard if I can't even see my abs?
If only you had a big brother who would tell you the truth, with no sugar-coating or stupid lies, about what it actually takes to look like Hercules.
Haven’t you always wanted a friend in the gym who could tell you everything you wanted to know?
With no ulterior motives, nothing to sell, nothing on the line but good straight talk about fitness.
I searched for years to find that guy.
I had a lot of questions just like you do, mostly stuff about:
But when I finally found someone trustworthy who could tell me how to train right, it was nothing like I expected.
I was training late one Friday night in an empty gym when in walks in one of the biggest fuckers I’d ever seen.
Not just big, but shredded, with garden-hose veins and 22 inch arms.
And he was pushing 60 at the time!
Not only was he a pro at bodybuilding and *strong as an ox,* but a real class act who cared about me and wanted to see me do well.
Fast forward a few months, and this old geezer had me doing drop sets of curls so brutal that the last set we did with a broomstick.
He was that serious!
When I was coming up in the game I knew nothing. (This was before the internet.) I tried to learn what little I could, but most of the guys at the gym didn’t know what they were doing, or were so secretive I couldn’t figure out what they were doing that made them absolutely huge, or would tell you outright lies and pretend they weren’t using gear to look good.
But this “Bodybuilding Prophet” (who became one of my closest friends) was the first guy to give me the truth.
As I said, I knew nothing about bodybuilding, just that I wanted to be big and strong.
So when the Prophet dropped this little tip on me, I was astonished.
YOU HAVE TO EAT A LOT. YOU WILL NEVER GET BIG IF YOU DON’T EAT A LOT!
Ok, it’s obvious right? But for me, getting this “dumb advice” at the right time skyrocketed my progress! I put on 20 lbs in the next couple months.
Fast forward to now, and I’m the one giving “dumb advice” that helps guys get huge and ripped. The guys I train look better than the Spartans out of 300. Not just Hollywood V-shaped physique, but strong as an ox, and ripped as an alpha gorilla!
In fact, the guys I train have a hard time not recomping their bodies to their perfect physique, because not only are they the hardest guys in the game (I only take on very select clients), but they also have the right advice – advice that I’ve taken 2 decades to learn from the world’s masters – including Golden Era Venice Beach bodybuilders.
But why should you trust me?
I know, pretty silly name right?
But I chose it as an “online” name because I believe in bodybuilding for the everyman.
I’m a regular guy, just like you.
I grew up poor, in not the best circumstances.
I have worked blue-collar jobs all my life. From laboring out in the sun laying bricks with Mexicans who called me “Gringo” all the time, to building cabinets in a dusty machine shop for 10 hours a day. I’ve been there.
And I’m still at it. When I’m not at work, I’m either out with my two kids, or putting in the time at the gym.
To be the best damn dad I can, and help guys I train to get the greatest physique of their lives. From the scrawny kid who can’t play and sports, to the guy welding on cars every Sunday in his backyard.
“I want to help the guy turning wrenches on cars all day, and the scrawny kid in school who can’t play sports.”
I’ve been helping hundreds of guys on my site, johndoebodybuilding.com answer the hard questions they have about steroid cycles, how to recomp and preserve muscle, and tons more.
Most guys are confused and need an older brother who can tell you the truth about training, about steroids, about diet.
I know because I needed that older brother to figure out what the hell was going on.
Let’s face it.
99.9% of guys in bodybuilding are liars. They’ve gotten so caught up in the ego think that they’ll tell you that walking around at 250 pounds dry is all from “hard work and dedication.”
That or they’ll tell you they’ve been getting crazy pumps and slabs of lean mass from some new “MEGA GAINZ STACK” supplement that ain’t worth the paper they printed the label on.
Fact is, 99.9% of bodybuilders haven’t got the balls to tell you like it is.
So why am I any different?
I don’t hide my steroid use. I’ve been talking honestly about what it takes to be the greatest for months on my blog, and now I’ve put together the single best resource to transform you from a:
Even guys who have been in this game for years come to me to ask for advice. It’s not because I’m the strongest, or the biggest guy in the gym (well, some gyms). It’s because I always tell the truth (and I’ve tried damn near everything).
So are you ready to shave years off your learning curve and sculpt the statue inside you into a lean, mean, and strong hunk of iron?
You could waste a lot of time in the gym, figuring out what plans actually work.
How do you know if your program is actually working, or if you’re just wasting time?
We all want gains, bigger, faster, harder.
Imagine that you have a big older brother who you look up to. He’s solidly built, with wide, impressive shoulders and powerful legs. He walks with confidence, drive, and determination.
Any time you have a question, about life, about training, about girls, he’s there for you, and tells you exactly what you need to hear, no sugar coating. He’ll sit down with you anytime, anywhere, and not only listen to your problems, he’ll actually have been through them before and help pull you out to the other side.
Isn’t that the most valuable thing in the world?
Most guys are missing that big-brother who always knows how to push them to their next level.
I get it.
Without an older mentor, it’s easy to make tons of mistakes, waste a lot of time, and still not get where you want to be.
When I was coming up in the iron game, and didn’t have someone to show me the common pitfalls and subtle tricks, I wasted a TON of time and money!
BECOMING THE BULL: TOTAL BODY ANNIHILATION, JUICING, AND GETTING THE BODY AND BALLS OF YOUR DREAMS
This ebook is a combination of all I know.
Although I do my best on my blog to give personalized advice on nutrition, gear, and training, I can’t answer comments on my blog all day, and I do like to see my kids every once in a while :)
Listen, you could blow the cost of this book this week on buying a drink or two from some broad at the bar who won’t even put out.
You could pay twice this price grabbing another bottle of crap from GNC just to see if you can eke out that extra 1% of progress.
Heck, if this book saves you from running one poorly planned cycle that you’d be out hundreds of dollars for, it would pay for itself instantly many times over.
You could pay a trainer $80 a month, at your gym, and he probably won’t have nearly the experience I’ve had, and you’ll be lucky to get any personalized advice that will actually change your body. (Those guys who know what they’re doing charge more like $200/hour…)
You could waste your food budget on stuff that makes you skinnier when you want to gain muscle, and fatter when you’re trying to lean out.
…just fucking around, trying one new diet, then another. Trying one new training plan for a month, and switching to a new one.
Or you could follow a proven program that gets insane results.
BECOMING THE BULL includes everything you need to transform you into a superhuman colossus, shattering the earth with every step while men gaze in awe and women flock to your feet.
BECOMING THE BULL will set you right on the path as early as possible, so you can grow bigger and stronger faster than you ever would alone.
You’ll have the right diet, the right training program, and the right guide to throw muscle on during your best growth years, so you can have the strong, muscular body you want fast.
You’ll also have ALL THE REST of the guides below when you’re ready to compete at a higher level.
BECOMING THE BULL will show you my idealized “Fulcrum Point Plan” that carves away fat and shows the incredible sculpture you’ve build with all your hard work. You can shoot past plateaus that have frustrated you for months to make gains while staying lean so you never have to worry about showing off shirtless at a surprise beach weekend.
In fact, you’ll be proud to!
Instead of getting 2 or 3 pounds a year, you’ll know how to gain 10 lbs year after year.
After 20 years doing this, I’ve got a few chops to teach even the most advanced guys.
I cover the ins and outs of steroids – what works, and what doesn’t.
I’ll tell you how to KEEP your gains when you come off gear, how to stay huge on a low-calorie diet, and how to still make progress after you hit your “limits”.
If that’s too much for you, I’m sorry. Maybe bodybuilding is not for you.
But what excuse do you really have for not investing in your health?
If you are ready to commit to excellence, and build the best body on the face of the planet...
Listen I know you’ve probably looked at books, guides, or magazines, telling you lies about how they’ll make you a Mr. Olympia physique in 10 minutes of training twice a week.
I won’t BULLshit you like that.
This book is valuable, yes. But it won’t do you any good if you don’t…
PUT IN THE WORK!
I want you to know that you are the key factor in whether this works or not. Even if you’ve got me on your side, if you don’t do the work, you won’t get the results.
And frankly, you should probably go back to reading Men’s Fitness and playing with Crossfit WODs, and wondering why you never seem to look like a Charles Atlas.
You’ve got to do the work to get the results.
I’ve provided the best guide in the world to creating hard, lean pounds of muscle that make men quiver and women moisten their pussies, but you’ve got to apply it in the iron room to become the bull.
Alright I get it. I’m a natural skeptic as well.
It’s like I used to tell guys that trained me:
Prove it. Show me it works, and then I’ll give it my all.
So here you go:
Order the book today.
If this ain’t the best damn bodybuilding program you’ve ever laid down a Jackson for, I don’t want your money.
I want you to pay for it only if it exactly what you wanted in value, and it pays you back ten-fold with a body that demands respect from guys, admiration from girls, and makes you feel like a million bucks.
If it’s not, just send me a quick email and I’ll refund your money with no problem.
You can even ask me for a stupid reason to refund, like you didn’t like the colors in the book. That’s how certain I am that this is the best possible bodybuilding guide in existence, and that you’ll be transforming your body this year, not next year.
It ain’t rocket science here guys:
Work + The Right Mentor = Results
BECOMING THE BULL is the mentor you need to take you from average to extraordinary.
You’ve seen dozens of other “guides” promising to make you big and ripped.
I’ll tell you the straight truth – they even work for a while!
Fact is there’s only one thing you need to know as a newbie that’ll have you gain that first 20 or so pounds of lean muscle.
Here it is, the secret that is pretty much the only thing you’re gonna learn in other diet and exercise books:
1) Eat a lot of food and work hard at the gym.
2) Eat a lot less food when you’re ready to show off the body you build – underneath the fat.
That’s all most books will tell you, because that’s all they know. They think you can’t walk around shredded at 200+ pounds.
I will show you how to do exactly that.
They don’t know how to take you from a pretty good body to an He-Man Cave Beast body, because they’ve never done it before.
I’ve coached dozens of guys in-person, and hundreds more through my blog how exactly to train, eat, and juice your way to the best body on the planet.
In BECOMING THE BULL, I show you step-by-step the advanced stuff no other bodybuilding book contains. Stuff like:
This isn’t stuff I made up, or read out of a book.
It’s hard won experience from 2 decades in the gym.
I tell you:
You won’t find this stuff anywhere else. There is NO comprehensive guide to gear on the internet… but I’m giving you a head start.
Everyone else is too much of a cowardly lion to share this with you.
That, or they will tell you that it’s all “hard work and discipline” just like every other joker at the gym, all while snickering behind your back!
I break down the truth about steroids, because if you decide to use them – (and you definitely DON’T have to, I train my share of naturals) – you need to know how to use gear safely and most effectively so that you get the gains you want, the look you deserve, and don’t spend a fortune doing it.
I’ll show you the best deals in gear, where to find them, what dosages are the best for your goals, and how long to run them without compromising your balls, your wallet, or your tits.
Nobody else will do that for you.
And you don’t have to worry. If you have questions that aren’t answered in the book, I’m always available by email to help clear things up for you.
So does that sound pretty good? Body of a god, the knowledge to put it in action, and the support of a bodybuilding “older brother”?
Because you’ve got a couple of options here:
You can spend the next few years struggling along, trying lots of different things, and getting few results, if any.
You might gain a little muscle here and there, drop a little fat once in a while, but elite fitness – the kind of body that men gaze up to and women drool over will remain out of your reach.
You can look around for a personal trainer that will show you how to get the body you want.
But good luck finding him.
Most trainers you’ve seen might have OK bodies, but if you ask them hard questions about High Intensity Training, or when to start gear, or how to diet without killing yourself, they’ll just shuffle their feet and say, “Uhhhh… I dunno…”
And the guys with great bodies who do train everyday guys like YOU who are committed to building elite physique either are already full of clients…or they charge so much your wallet will just be full of whispers and dust.
You need a trainer who looks like you want to look like.
You can spend countless hours on the internet trying to pick out the best plan for your situation. Most plans out there will either get you a huge fatty body, or slender weak girly body.
There are very few plans out there that will consistently add lean muscle to your frame and chisel out the hard, sexy look that you want.
My plans are simple, repeatable, and get the best results.
And good luck if your situation is more complicated.
What if you’ve got a more complicated situation, like...
If you want a truly “Herculean” body with impressive lats, powerful shoulders, and hard, thick legs like tree trunks that you can build and sculpt for life, buy BECOMING THE BULL today.
This isn’t just something shitty I slapped together in a weekend to put a product out the door. This is a sum-total of ALL my 2 decades of pain and experimentation in the weight room. And you’re getting it for only $20.
I delve into the specifics of what I’d do as a beginner, intermediate, and now as an advanced trainer. I cover the exact, step-by-step way to take you from where you are now, – to having the killer strong and lean look that will impress the hell out of everyone.
Whether you’re a lean, bony guy just getting started with weights…
…a big lifter who’s ready to show off the hard work you’ve put in…
…or an old-hat at lifting who’s ready to see where steroids can take you…
BECOMING THE BULL will give you everything you need to grab life by the balls and become the warrior inside.
Listen, I don’t have anything else for sale. I’m just trying to pay the bills on my house, keep my kids fed, and keep my old-ass dog alive.
I’m not beholden to supplement companies, selling t-shirts, or any shit like that.
I do have personalized training plans available if you want that, but you don’t really need it.
I sure as hell won’t BULLshit you about what this is.If you do the work, I promise you will get great results.
This book is enough to get you started. The rest is up to you.